I am Van Peeble, and YOU are in the Gates of Fire, watching as your own fate draws near you as a thousand Sparatn soldiers rush towards you, screaming war cries. But don't worry! I'm here, and I could probably take every single one of those fools down!! BATTLE!!
Oh. Sorry about that. Sometimes, I just start acting like I'm in some kind of battle, and I just can't stop it. Why did I have to be born in the age of guns?! Swords are SO much cooler!
This blog contains a series of short, comical, and sometimes even confusing stories about myself. I have many names that other people know me by, such as Chocolate Bunny Man, Brigadier, Oh Captain My Captain. I have several catch phrases, like 'No force on Earth can stop us now!' and 'BATTLE' or 'Charge comrades!' Am I a nerd? NO. However, I AM freakin' INSANE!
